I suppose if this was just a High School popularity contest, name-calling, poorly socialized children like Ann Coulter and Bill Cunningham might make a difference. Fortunately, the presidential race is 100% serious. Which is why I trolled the list of long-shot third party candidates looking for the "BEST NAME" for President. I think I found a few highly-qualified candidates.
"BEST NAME" for President from def on Vimeo.